THE ULTIMATE GARDEN PEST CONTROL GUIDE
š How to Outsmart 32+ Garden Pests (Without Chemicals Or Confusion)... In 10 Minutes Or Less!
Learn the exact natural strategies organic growers use to defend their plants before (and after) the bugs attack ā even if you're brand new to gardening. No fluff. No toxic sprays. Just clarity.
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BIG NEWS:
Get the exact "3-step NOW formula" we use to get rid of insect pests, boost yields, and grow crops that THRIVE! No more panicked Googling. No more staring at chewed leaves wondering what went wrong. The Ultimate Garden Pest Cheat Sheet gives you instant clarity ā so you can handle pests with confidence and get back to enjoying your garden.
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š± FINALLY: A Garden Pest Guide That Actually Works!
Letās be honest: Garden pests are sneaky little nightmares.
Tried-and-true methods are great ā but only when you can tell the cabbage worm from the cucumber beetle.
What your neighbor suggested? Probably made it worse.
What you Googled at midnight? Maybe confusing and contradictory.
You donāt need 12 open tabs and a blurry photo of bugs shredding your kale.
You need a simple, proven system.
What if identifying and controlling pests naturally could be fast?
What if you could spot the bug, know what it is, and take action ā all in under 10 minutes?
You can. With this.
WHO AM I AND WHY SHOULD YOU LISTEN?
I'm Paul Dysinger and unlike many "garden experts" I've grown both home and market gardens.
For several years I grew with my family for our living.
Which means no crop = no food on the table or gas in the car.
But more importantly, it means weāve been in the trenches:
Hand picking Japanese beetles at dawn
Battling aphid infested collard leaves
Watching flea beetles turn my eggplants into lacy veils
Picking tomato horn worms off our tomato vines
Testing natural pest solutions that actually work (and tossing the ones that donāt)
And now, weāve taken what weāve learned (and researched), organic tips, bug ID's, and our 3-step "NOW" formula to deal with them - and weāve packed it into a simple, photo-rich, bug-tested guide.
This is the cheat sheet I wish we had when we started.
And itās yours. Today. For just $7.
THE PROBLEM WITH GARDENING IN 2025
The old way of dealing with pests is broken.
Spray first, ask questions later? Doesnāt work (long term).
Guess and Google? Exhausting and frustrating.
Cross your fingers? Bad idea.
Hereās why:
š Pests aren't the problem, they are a symptom of a deeper problem.
š± Your plants are stressed and need help.
š And wasting time = more damage.
You need a faster, smarter, simpler system. One that shows you:
ā¶ļø What the bug is
ā¶ļø What it does in your garden
ā¶ļø What you should do next
Thatās what this cheat sheet does.
WHY GUESSING IS COSTING YOU CROPS
Every day you guess whatās eating your plants, the pests win.
You spray Bt on a squash bug.
You crush a ladybug larva thinking itās a pest.
You forget what flea beetle damage looks like... again.
Meanwhile:
ā¶ļø The aphids are doubling.
ā¶ļø The kale is crying.
ā¶ļø And you're wondering if gardening was a mistake.
It doesnāt have to be this way.
THE MINDSET SHIFT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING
Instead of asking:
"How do I stop bugs?"
You should ask:
"How do I instantly know what Iām dealing with... and respond naturally - hitting not just the pest, but the root cause?"
Itās like going from:
ā Panic-scrolling pest forums...
ā
To confidently flipping to the exact page in your cheat sheet and solving the problem
That shift? Thatās everything. And itās exactly what this guide is built for.
INTRODUCING: THE ULTIMATE GARDEN PEST CHEAT SHEET
We compressed years of pest frustration, organic wins, and expert research into a simple, powerful guide including:
Quick, easy look-up guide for 32+ garden pests that haunt your dreams (and your kale)
Our organic bug control ātoolkitā so you know what to keep on hand when things get squishy
The 3-step āNOWā formula to get rid of pests organically and effectively. So you can take action immediatelyāwithout breaking your organic integrity.
A photo-by-photo directory to help ID those tiny monsters at first sight (No offense, actual ladybugs. You're cool.)
Bug behavior breakdowns: what they do, how they damage, and how to stop them naturally
Tips, tools, and tactics to finally feel like you run the gardenānot the aphids
Bonus: Fewer panicked Googling sessions at midnight.
This isn't theory.
This is the EXACT formula we use to manage our own garden.
GET INSTANT ACCESS FOR $27 JUST $7!
Why just $7?
Great question. Hereās three reasons why:
1. Because skin in the game matters. When somethingās totally free, itās easy to ignore. But even $7 says, āIām showing up. Iām serious about protecting my plants.ā And we love that energy.
2. Weāre gardeners, not gatekeepers. This isnāt about making a profit ā itās about making sure the right folks get the right tools. $7 helps us keep things running while still making this cheat sheet wildly accessible.
3. Because this is just the beginning. Weāve got more helpful, organic, 2x your harvest and "grow-a-continual-harvest-of-fresh-food-all-year-round" goodness coming your way ā and weād rather share it with people whoāve already taken action. (Yes, weāll invite you to stick around and learn more. Yes, there might be worms. The good kind.)
YES, THEREāS A GUARANTEE!
If this cheat sheet doesnāt make you feel more confident, more prepared, and less panicked in your gardenā¦
If you donāt feel 10x more equipped to fight back naturallyā¦
Just email us within 30 days and weāll refund your payment ā no questions asked.
(Kale may cry, but weāll survive.)
QUESTIONS? HERE'S SOME ANSWERS!
Q: Will this work in my region?
A: This guide focuses on common garden pests across North America and beyond. If you grow vegetables, chances are youāve experienced some of these bugs already (maybe even RIGHT NOW!).
Q: Do I need to be an experienced gardener?
A: Nope! If you can hold a hose and recognize a leaf, youāre good.
Q: Will this really help me identify pests?
A: Yes! It includes full-color photos, behavior clues, and tips so you can confidently say āaha, thatās a flea beetleā instead of āsome tiny black jumping thing.ā
Q: Is this only using organic pest control?
A: 100%. No synthetic chemicals. Just nature-based solutions you can trust.
Q: Can I use this while in the garden?
A: Absolutely. Itās designed to be your on-the-spot bug-fighting companion. You'll get a PDF that can be viewed on any device including your mobile phone!
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