Let’s be honest: growing garlic sounds simple... until you actually try it.
Plant too late? Tiny bulbs.
Pick the wrong variety? Poor harvest.
Harvest at the wrong time? Ruined storage.
What you found on blogs? May be contradictory.
What you heard from neighbors? Incomplete.
And let’s not even talk about sifting through 12 open tabs.
You don’t need endless research. You need a simple, proven roadmap.
What if you could go from clove in the ground to plump bulbs at harvest — without second-guessing yourself at every step?
You can. With this.
I’m Paul Dysinger — and garlic has been part of my family’s gardens for years.
For us, it wasn’t just a hobby. We grew for a living. That meant if the garlic failed, it wasn’t just disappointing — it was costly.
We’ve been in the trenches:
Growing hardneck and softneck garlic
Planting on time and even planting late
Waiting too long to harvest and suffering the results
Drying out bulbs with a fan on our porch
The old way of growing garlic? Broken.
❌ Throw cloves in the ground and “hope for the best”
❌ Rely on random planting dates from the internet
❌ Cross your fingers when harvest season rolls around
Here’s the truth:
🧄 Garlic success comes down to timing + technique.
🌱 One wrong step = weak, tiny bulbs.
😖 And wasted effort = wasted harvest.
You need a simple system that shows you:
▶️ Which garlic type grows best in your climate
▶️ The exact planting window (by zone)
▶️ How to plant, mulch, and care for garlic properly
▶️ And the harvest signals to NEVER miss
That’s exactly what this cheat sheet delivers.
Every time you “wing it,” you risk losing the reward for your hard work.
Planting too shallow = frost kills your cloves
Skipping mulch = weeds choke out growth
Harvesting too early = garlic that shrivels in storage
Harvesting too late = split bulbs that don’t keep
Meanwhile:
▶️ Your cloves rot underground
▶️ Your bulbs come out smaller than store-bought
▶️ And you wonder if garlic’s even worth it
It doesn’t have to be this way.
Instead of asking:
“How do I grow garlic?”
Ask this instead:
“What are the exact steps — in the right order — that guarantee success?”
That’s what this guide gives you.
It’s like going from:
❌ Confused trial-and-error...
✅ To confidently flipping to the right section and knowing exactly what to do next.
That shift? It’s everything.
A zone-by-zone planting calendar (so you know exactly when to plant)
Variety breakdown: hardneck vs softneck — which one YOU should grow
Soil prep, mulching, watering, and fertilizing instructions
Step-by-step planting depth and spacing guide
Spring care + how (and when) to harvest
Garlic storage tips so your bulbs last months after harvest
Bonus: fewer “is this garlic ready yet??” panicked digs in the garden.
Why just $7?
Great question. Here’s three reasons why:
1. Because skin in the game matters. When something’s totally free, it’s easy to ignore. But even $7 says, “I’m showing up. I’m serious about protecting my plants.” And we love that energy.
2. We’re gardeners, not gatekeepers. This isn’t about making a profit — it’s about making sure the right folks get the right tools. $7 helps us keep things running while still making this cheat sheet wildly accessible.
3. Because this is just the beginning. We’ve got more helpful, organic, 2x your harvest and "grow-a-continual-harvest-of-fresh-food-all-year-round" goodness coming your way — and we’d rather share it with people who’ve already taken action. (Yes, we’ll invite you to stick around and learn more. Yes, there might be worms. The good kind.)
If this guide doesn’t give you confidence, clarity, and bigger garlic bulbs…
If you don’t feel 10x more prepared to grow garlic this season...
Email us within 30 days and we’ll refund your $7. No questions asked.
Q: Will this work in my region?
A: Yes! It covers garlic growing from Zones 3–10 — from freezing winters to mild climates
Q: Do I need to be an experienced gardener?
A: Nope! If you can dig a hole and cover it with mulch, you can do this.
Q: Will this really help me with harvest timing?
A: Absolutely. It shows you the leaf “yellowing” signs, bulb checks, and exact cues to watch for.
Q: Is it all organic?
A: Yes. 100% natural methods for soil prep, mulch, and fertilization.
Q: Can I use this in the garden?
A: Definitely. It’s a mobile-friendly PDF you can print out or pull up right on your phone while planting or harvesting.